overheard in our home

"I gave you a child."

"Oh, you gave ME a child? Is that so? One little swimmer makes it and you gave me a child."

"Well yea."

"I had another human being take over my body for 9 months and had to be in labor for over 24 hours to push that human being out of my body."

"Okay, you're right."

"I'm what? Can you say that again?"

"You're right."

"I'd say that I had about 99% of that giving you a child thing...you had 1%."

"I agree."

Lovely to hear that I'm right every once in awhile!